Classic maneuver for outsmarting procrastination: Back Myself Into a Corner.

In this case, it meant announcing the URL of this blog to a roomful of people, when nary a word had been written thereon. Sho nuff, Mike linked to it (Right back atcha Mike). So now I simply must write something. How about a list or two? The only thing I might love more than lists are multiple-choice tests. First, a thank-you to Nate, who introduced me to the word omphaloskepsis and helped me get this thing set up and kindly badgered me at regular intervals.

    Why Comma Dot Comma Dot Net?

  • The name? It has punctuation in it. I love punctuation. I love lists, tests, and punctuation. The Mister thought of it, and I love The Mister. It all comes down to love. Also, the even cooler name commadotcomma.com is taken.

    My pen pals. I worry about them. Imagine being the only person in the world to read my many, many thoughts about the names of shoe styles. Quite a burden, even for people with a high tolerance for Writing At Length About Nonsense. Must diversify!

    My parents. They like my writing. They wish I would write things that other people actually read (as opposed to bizzaro poetry). Hey, I could gain an audience of up to 20 through this blog alone! Hi Mom, hi Dad. Is this what you meant?

    My vanity. I’ll just come clean right now. I think the thoughts inside my head are interesting and it is fun to write them down for others.

    My purpose. This blog exists for lists, anecdotes, spiritual musings, non-spiritual musings, updates for friends and family, jokes, and thingamajigs and whatnots.

    • Why Procrastinate?

  • Because. That’s how I roll.

    Because I wanted this site to be all perfect and elaborate but I don’t know XTML. I highlight a piece of code at random, change it, and see what happens. I’m really good at making messes and not as good at cleaning them up. Slow process.

    Because WordPress is a cool blogging tool. It is disheartening to realize your software is cooler than you are.

    Because of a banjo.

    I put the banjo in there so I could have five items in the list. It needed to come out exactly even with the first list.