Wed 14 Dec 2005
Things That I Would Like To Say in Ordinary Conversation, but Will Likely Never Get the Opportunity
Posted by Erin under Pensees
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- Please pass the persimmons.
- It’s okay! The documents have been hidden inside this Santa cookie jar the whole time!
- Luke, I am your father.
- The goods are pricey, the situation’s dicey.
- I have a scar shaped like Liam Neeson’s nose.
- Who? Oh, I hired him to build a lego sculpture of an ivory-billed woodpecker in my office.
- Did you see that toad explode?
- Why yes, I am an expert on blackheads.
- Have you seen my prosthetic forehead anywhere?
(Update: So far my eyelids are still attached to my face. Good thing! I could probably wear goggles to protect my naked eyeballs during the day but it would be a bummer trying to fall asleep at night. )
