Archive for December 21st, 2005

Yes, literally. The ten most looked up words at Merriam Webster in 2005.
Here’s a quiz. Was the top word for 2005:

a) blog
b) integrity
c) insurgent
d) by-pass

Click here to find out, then come back and read the rest of this post.

If you wanted a quick way to sum up the big events and ideas of the year, this is one way to do it. I wonder where “insipid” came from, though. It makes a nice threesome with “integrity” and “inept” (by the by here’s a Not Totally Inept blog… great post on Walmart).

It’s kind of a sad list, isn’t it? Full of fear and disillusionment for the most part. I wonder why more people don’t look up, say, “slurry” or “whimsical” or “transmogrify.”

I have received a challenge to include all the words in the list in one sentence. I’m going to go for it. Wanna have a contest? Post your entry in the comments section. I will award an appropriate virtual prize to everyone who enters.

Here’s mine:

A conclave of insipid bigwigs decided to filibuster the leader of the refugees to show their contempt for his well-meaning but inept attempts to turn the tide of public opinion into a tsunami of passion; but the wave didn’t even test the integrity of the metaphorical levee, what with the apathy pandemic laying waste to goodwill everywhere.

(Huh! I couldn’t escape the depressing tendencies of the words! They have weighed down my sentence so much that I’m considering deleting it! But, no. Let it stand.)

Okay, so technically you’ve been on earth for about 9 months. But you’ve been sheltered from the earth’s atmosphere that whole time. It’s a little bit colder out here but it’s still dark like you’re used to (you do live in Alaska, after all). So glad you could join us!

And congrats to Nate, Betsy, Beren, and Lili on the new family member, born December 19th with long fingernails and lotsa great hair!

Cirdan Day One
Cirdan, Day One