Comma Dot Comma

Yep, you got that right. Come August, the Mister will be Professor Mister.
We will be moving 8.05% of the way around the world, God willing (that last phrase is a little something I picked up in West Africa, where it is considered presumptuous to assume anything about the future).

Where exactly is that, you ask? Well, here’s a few hints.

• The distance from Annapolis, MD to this city is 2004 miles.
• The typical air quality of this region is 1 (on a scale of 0-100, 100 being best).
• Famous former residents of this state include Cesar Chavez, Kerri Strug, and Charles Mingus.
• Household pests we may encounter include scorpions, roof rats, and rhinocerous beetles.
• It is sunny 300 days out of the year.
• The highest and lowest points in the state are, respectively, 12,633 ft and 70 ft.

We will be skulking around and causing our usual havoc somewhere near latitude 33.542 N, longitude 112.071 W

Most of the information for this post came from here and here.

We’re excited!

She’s on the tall side, and she moves as slowly as her cigarette smoke.  But one by one, evildoers have learned to fear those sleepy-looking eyes.  Her name? Dottie Comma.

 Dottie Comma:  Sorry to interrupt, but I have this problem I just can’t figure out.  Will you help me really quick?

Boss-Type Person:  Sure, what is it?

Dottie Comma: Well. Will you write down, in all caps, the words “Read, Study, Grow”?

Boss-Type Person: HAR HAR HAR HAR.  Okay, okay! It was me! HAR HAR HAR!

Dottie Comma can get a full confession with two questions or less.