Fri 27 Jan 2006
She’s on the tall side, and she moves as slowly as her cigarette smoke. But one by one, evildoers have learned to fear those sleepy-looking eyes. Her name? Dottie Comma.
Dottie Comma: Sorry to interrupt, but I have this problem I just can’t figure out. Will you help me really quick?
Boss-Type Person: Sure, what is it?
Dottie Comma: Well. Will you write down, in all caps, the words “Read, Study, Grow”?
Boss-Type Person: HAR HAR HAR HAR. Okay, okay! It was me! HAR HAR HAR!
Dottie Comma can get a full confession with two questions or less.