She’s on the tall side, and she moves as slowly as her cigarette smoke.  But one by one, evildoers have learned to fear those sleepy-looking eyes.  Her name? Dottie Comma.

 Dottie Comma:  Sorry to interrupt, but I have this problem I just can’t figure out.  Will you help me really quick?

Boss-Type Person:  Sure, what is it?

Dottie Comma: Well. Will you write down, in all caps, the words “Read, Study, Grow”?

Boss-Type Person: HAR HAR HAR HAR.  Okay, okay! It was me! HAR HAR HAR!

Dottie Comma can get a full confession with two questions or less.