Okay I know this is like cheating.  But for my own amusement, here are some recent google search terms that have led people to my site:

fuzzy monkey

Pro Evolution (the most popular search by far)

man-eating maggots

Kerri Strugg smokes

Jesus punctuators

comma skis

waa scraper

comma spice quizes

waddly acha DVD

There are several other interesting ones but people I know did them so I’m leaving them out.