Fri 17 Mar 2006
Some Non-Sequiturs
Posted by Erin under Pensees
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March Madness: Does momentum exist? Can it be quantified? These guys say yes (at least within the confines of a single game) and they have the research to prove it.
It seems I will never be among those who live precise, well-ordered lives. Tangles, lost keys, and refrigerators containing mainly condiments just don’t bother me enough. They do bother me.
The sky has put on its palest face today, vague and distracted. It would turn away from us if it could.
KAPOW! SHAZAM! AAAARRRRRGGHHH! KAPLOOEY! Whoa, Nelly.
What do you call a crate full of ducks? A box of quackers.
Vowel exercise: Loose. Lease. Less. Loss. Louse.
Consonant exercise: Loose. cool. stoop. crouton.
Keep it loose, the lease is cool; we’ll sign for less and the stoop’s ours to sit on, no loss unless that louse renegs. That crusty old crouton.
Easy Reader, that’s my name. Uhn, Uhn, Uhn.
Thomas Jefferson, evangelicals, separation of church and state, and a giant cheese. Who knew! (Via Arts and Letters Daily).
