Archive for April 28th, 2006

Dissertation Submitted to committee: check

Dissertation Successfully defended: check

All edits and final changes made: check

Advisor signed off: check

Paperwork submitted and inexplicable $115 paid to submit it:

FROM: Editor, UMI Dissertations

TO: G

SUBJECT: “Causal Inference with Group-Based Trajectories and Propensity Score Matching: Is High School Dropout a Turning Point?” has been accepted

Dear G,

Congratulations. Your submission has cleared all of the
necessary checks and will soon be delivered to UMI. If you
have questions in the future about the status of any orders
for printed copies or the publication status of your
manuscript, please contact …
University of Maryland,
College Park, MD

CHECKMATE.

Rejection Lore runs strong and deep in the poetry writing crowd. Everything about a rejection slip has carefully shaded meaning, from the size of the paper to the editor’s handwritten note (or lack thereof) at the bottom. Writers band together on the web to share their most memorable rejections. One I got this week, though, is the best ever. It is clear to me that the poet and Publisher/Editor of Tupelo Press, Jeff Levine –back when he was sending out thick envelopes of poems and receiving in reply ragged Triscuit-sized slips of colored paper bearing one sentence (We are unable to use your work at this time. –The Editors)– vowed that if and when he was on the receiving end of fat envelopes of poems, he’d do things differently.

Now, this particular submission was to an anonymous contest, so I know his words are not meant to encourage me specifically. But you got to appreciate a full single-spaced page of this type of encouragement:

“I know it’s hard to be philosophical about not winning, but I fervently hope you wil take consolation in knowing that you participate in something significant. … Recognition is a wonderful thing, of course, but ephemeral rewards pale in comparison to the importance — and joy — of creating poems… You must, of course, continue to believe fervently in your own work, and I hope that you will shrug off every disappointment knowing that the eventual rewards will be so much sweeter for the patient waiting.”

Thank you, Jeff Levine! There are some editors in the nation who will groan if they read your letter, because it means they will be bombarded with even more fat envelopes filled with mediocre poetry by poets emboldened by your words. But I think it’s sweet of you to say so.