Take a 5 pound mound of raw hamburger, 80 to 90 percent lean, and set it on a tray covered with waxed paper then cheese cloth.  Pat the hamburger into the shape of a daisy and store the tray in a cool, dry place such as a closet (It is necessary to avoid overstimulating the hamburger).

Once a day, open the door of the closet and throw in handfuls of chopped fresh cilantro, cats eye marbles, ketchup, and eyelet lace.  If, after throwing in one handful of each, you hear the daisy say thank you, double the amount and sing as you throw it.  If you hear nothing, verbally abuse the daisy and slam the door behind you.  Eventually, the daisy may sing the low part of “Roll With It” while you sing the high part.

Do not, under any circumstances, let the daisy out of the closet.  Drizzle it with vinagrette. Decide if it is amenable to tortillas.  If so, you’re 90 percent of the way to Schubble Roll-ups.  Congratulations.