Archive for June 2nd, 2006

Google. The famous once-darling, now-devil “do no evil” company and flagship search engine. There are so many fun things to do with its products.

A very tall and verbose lady came from the moving company yesterday to estimate the weight of all our worldly goods. I was at work, so I only got a report from Dr. G of her tumultuous and constant monologue as she wandered the rooms, peering in closets and cupboards. I’m so sad to have missed it. Sample excerpt:

“Oh, you’re going to teach criminology? I had a client recently who was a history teacher. Like I told him, my philosophy of life is that history just repeats itself, in cycles, the same thing over and over. I don’t think it will be long until we start fighting all our wars with drones. World War III will be with drones. But really all the world leaders should get together and play Pong to solve their problems.”