Why write anything when you can get it generated for free? A collection of random text generators:

They fight crime! The perfect set-up for your latest noir novel or screenplay. Don’t like it? Just click “try again.”

Microfiction Assignments: Quick! Follow the directions to create a masterpiece… all the plot points are present. (Thanks to nate).

These five text generators were collected by the guy over at Communications from Elsewhere.

Brag Generator: Perfect for your pre-drag-race speech.

Teenage Poetry: The tears, the roses, the staring at cloudy horizons.

Postmodern English Criticism. This one generates a whole nonsense paper with footnotes. My coworker sent around an excerpt of this ,side-by-side with an excerpt from Stanley Fish, and most of us couldn’t tell which one was which.

Time Cube. Why read the rants on the real crazy-guy-time-cube page when you can randomly generate a similar excerpt here? You don’t get the big red letters, but the rest is there.

Band Names. It gives you a choice of several, but you can always refresh to get new options.