… as described in an online job listing.

  • Works in a manner that is not disruptive to peers, supervisors and/or subordinates.
  • Must maintain regular and acceptable attendance at such level as is determined in the employer’s sole discretion.
  • Advanced interpersonal, communication, and problem-solving skills, maturity, and good judgment are required.

Rats!  I guess I better stick with the listings that say “frequent disruptions, immaturity, poor judgment, and spotty attendance ok.”   Wait, there aren’t any of those.