Wed 29 Nov 2006
It’s been awhile since this blog has covered what might be considered “news.” I’ve been officially looking for work since the end of August, and as you might guess from my frequent blog postings, that is still the case. How about a numerical breakdown of the sitch? I like a good numerical breakdown.
- Jobs applied for: about 30
- Interviews: 3 (+ 2 second-round interviews)
- Offers of employment: 2
- Offers of contract worK: 2-3
- Offers of temporary work: 1
I’ve started trying to get out there and meet and greet a little more, and it’s working a little better for me than just sending my resume into the internet-o-sphere. We’ll see. In
- Ceramic objects made, glazed, and fired: about 25
- Poems written: 5
- Sonnets about cows stuck in church cupolas, written and abandoned halfway through: .5
- Poems revised: 5
- Poems mailed out: 30
- Essays written: .5
- Hours of class time planned out: 24
- Dresses sewn: 1
- Pillows sewn: 2
- Items mended: 3
- Earrings and Necklaces made: 2
- Day hikes and walks: 4
- Overnight hikes: 1
- Bike rides: 2
- Swims: ONLY THREE, SINCE THEY CLOSED THE CONDO ASSOCIATION POOL IN FREAKING OCTOBER FOR RENOVATIONS.
- Scenic Drives: 3
- Flea Market visits: 1
- Climbs up the mountain behind the house: 5
- Times I considered a climb up the mountain but didn’t do it: 10
- Overnight visitors: 3
- Drives to California: 2
- Trips to Virginia: 1
- Possible new friends: 3
- Church classes attended: 2
- Delectable items baked: about 30
- Mix CDs imagined but never made: 3
- Maximum days gone without a shower: 3.5 (you would never know it to look at me, seriously.)
- Speeches, preaches, and scenarios imagined: innumerable
- Dreams about scorpions paralyzing my face because they were attracted to my drool and I accidentally rolled over on them: 1
- Number of books read: 50 (I guess. I’m sort of making that number up based on my usual habits.)
- Episodes of Star Trek and X-files watched: 7
- Minutes spent wondering if I would look good in any of Jeffrey-from-Project-Runway’s clothes: 47
- People who showed me their stab wounds: 1
- Chapters of Ezekiel read: 37
Now I’ve got a temporary job working at a non-profit and they say they can make use of me for as many hours as I can stand the next few weeks. My task is to edit other people’s letters. The other people are not there, and thus they cannot argue with me about my editorial choices. MWAHAHAHA! My dastardly plan is to make it so that when they look at their letters later, they won’t be able to discern exactly what I’ve done, except to note that they sound better. You know what English needs? A third person neutral singular.
Mostly what I’ve enjoyed about the job-free sitch (that’s my shorthand for “situation”) is the amount of time I can spend just thinking about stuff. It turns out that I really, really like to think about stuff. Last time I had significant amounts of free time, I was too depressed to think about anything except feeling bad. Nowadays it’s fun to chase an idea around until it gets really tired and falls down and then I can tickle it to see what it sounds like when it laughs. I’m so thankful to finally feel safe with my own thoughts.
November 30th, 2006 at 12:26 pm
I’m glad you went to Virginia!
Hey — what would a third-person neutral singular sound like? Or be useful for? I’m embarrassed to say, I’m a little confused by that one.
You should have asked. I could have shown you my stab wound.
Okay, once I get one, I’ll show you, anyway. Promise!
November 30th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
Most impressive.
November 30th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
Erin, wow! And can I also say that I’m impressed that you had the good sense and courage to turn down proffered job offers. I’ve always been a cowardly, bird-in-the-hand kind of girl, which I think is sort of limiting in the pursuit of greatness.
November 30th, 2006 at 5:08 pm
Perhaps in your next version you should include a listing for “Number of times I have been asked to read a poem in a friend’s wedding.”
See you in nine days!!
November 30th, 2006 at 11:26 pm
WHAT??? My CD isn’t ready?
The kids & I were going to go out for a “scenic drive” tomorrow and invite you, mostly just so you could up the count on your list, but my previously very trusty truck broke down.
What series of Star Trek do you like best?
December 1st, 2006 at 12:35 am
Kate– I have seen a lot of stab wounds and scars in my day, for some reason. Do I look like a person who would want to see other people’s damaged torsos? For the singular neutral, I’m thinking of a word to correspond to “he” and “she” without specifying gender. Possessive and object forms needed as well. We have “it” but that doesn’t work for people. And I can’t tell you how many times today I corrected “each person completed their [whatever]” writing “each person completed his or her…” just sounds a bit awkward, but using “their” is just plain wrong.
Tara– I don’t think I’m in the pursuit of greatness, but a short commute would certainly help.
Sarah– Oh, yeah. 2.
Karen– It’s practically ready! It’s still in my head, but that’s as good as done, right? I like Next Generation. three cheers for Captain Jean Luc Picard!
December 1st, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Hip hip — hooray! Hip hip — hooray! Hip hip — hooray!
Are you going to read the same poem? I would assume so, since it’s TOTALLY PERFECT. I was typing it into an online scrapbook I’m making for mi padres for Christmas, and it gave me chills. AGAIN.
Oh, the his/her vs. their issue. No doubt. That would be immensely useful. Get right on that!