Here’s a bit of the last post translated to squid courtesy of squidsquid.com:

My first week of squidiversity, I was swimming back to my dorm one night when a seaweed spoke to me. True story. It asked me where I was going, and if I wanted to party. Oooh, I just inked. Not a very stunning conversationalist, that seaweed. Then I noticed its proximity to a fraternity deep-ocean dwelling, and the walkie-talkie taped in a crook of its branches.

quiz results on my squid heritage, also from the same site:

Results: You may be small part squid, or other aquatic animal. If you also enjoy balancing things on your nose then its likely you have seal heritage.

And finally, here is an invisible octopus from youtube. An octopus is not a squid.