Wed 22 Aug 2007
Bad School Supplies
Posted by Erin under Daily Life
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So I was curled up in a chair watching TV, scratching my left leg. I felt a little divot so I looked closer and rediscovered an old scar. It looks like the kind people used to get from smallpox vaccinations. Suddenly I was back in ninth grade, climbing on the bus. I swung my backpack into the seat and it smashed against my calf. Not unusual for me, but this time my improperly stowed drawing compass jammed into the meaty part. Yowch! It was as if my backpack had turned into a giant wasp. Puncture wounds, my favorite. Also, geometry. Another big favorite.
I remember that bus. In the afternoons I would sit near my friends Yvette and Joey, who never talked. Yvette never talked because she didn’t have much to say. Joey never talked because he preferred the challenge of drawing pictures in his school notebooks while the bus was jolting down decaying roads. In the mornings I would sit next to my friend Kara, who, even though she had kind of a hippie vibe, would stoop to wearing ribbons around her ponytail on game days. I’d have voted her Most Improbable Cheerleader if there had been a category for that.

I have a scar on my shin from that same bus! Not sure how it happened, I think it had something to do with climbing up or dwn the stairs to the door.
I love this entry… you would be such a hit in my humorous essays class! Hmmm that’s an idea, maybe i can lift a few of your entries and turn them in as my own.
Kara sounds like a goodhearted soul.
“Most Improbable Cheerleader” HAH! That’s hilarious.
I’m not the sort of woman who likes women in unlikely professions *just* because they’re women. But, I do *LOVE* to see women excelling in unlikely professions — like sportscaster. There’s a woman on Fox Sports Net Arizona (which, I’m sure you watch all the time
) named Jody Jackson, and she’s really good; she’s even the main host/anchor for the Cardinals football show right now, and deservedly so. I found out a while back that she used to be a cheerleader an NFL team; I think it was the Miami Dolphins. Whoa. That so didn’t fit. I mean, she’s blonde and trim… but Most Unlikely, indeed.
Shannon– we’ll have to compare scars soon. The stuff you are writing is way funnier! I dare you to turn a random blog post in, see how much critique you get back…
Tara– yes, as goodhearted as they come. I wonder what happened to her?
Karen Joy– I think I catch her doing an occasional interview, but am not a big follower. I take pleasure in women excelling in unexpected professions, too. I have a vague sense that our govenor is doing a pretty good job, though I really don’t pay close enough attention to know.
I put forth ‘scrape’ as worst kind of wound. They seem innocuous when they occur, but the surface area! The oozing! I have worse (and bigger) scars from those than I do from anything else. I am currently sporting a two-inch-long scrape near my elbow from one of those hard plastic curly slides, which bit me at the fair as I descended with a squirmy 4-year-old on my lap. She got a 4-year-old-sized scrape on her own elbow.
Kate– yes, and that feeling of accidentally scraping off a healing scab is no fun. I guess it’s personal preference, though, because I feel like standing behind puncture wounds as worse. I look like a junkie from all the scars on my arms from giving blood. It’s ridic.