We thought briefly of switching to blo*k*uster, but then we couldn’t enjoy our favorite reviews. Today, the Netflix reviewer weighs in on Love Actually.

“But that this movie little bit of porngraphic I still enjoy much. Different stories of the finding love for the many people, youthly and elder, is much to my heart a warming sensation. Many the protagosists to shine and triumphment in rejoicing in discover their lovers. And I also too rejoicing in their discoveries! My predict is you also will rejoicing!”