Spotted in the 50% off book bin at the grocery store:

Hot Chocolate for the Mystical Teenage Soul

I will open a bookstore devoted only to books with this type of title. Here is some of the edifying material it may contain.
Clam Chowder for the Tender Pirate Soul

Diet Cherry Coke for the Early-Sixties Diabetic Soul

Lemon-Spritzed Spring Water for the Detoxifying Yuppie Soul

Soy Protein Shake for the Vegan Bodybuilder Soul

Straight Bourbon for the Modernist Writer Soul

Liquid Turkish Delight for the Reluctant Traitor Soul

Cow Parts Biogas for the Environmentalist Soul

Ill-Gotten Communion Wine for the Altar Boy Soul

(Baptist edition: Ill-Gotten Communion Grape Juice for the Junior Usher Soul)