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It’s time for a visit from our favorite Netflix reviewer. Today, he weighs in on the movie “Circle of Friends.”

“I cry like the baby to watching this movie of girl with plumpness finding for the love. Mini Driver has for me the much of beauty to makes me wondering of her boyfriend playing with her sexy friend. I finding myself twirling in tornado of emotional for the hurtness of the Mini for suffer betrayal of lover, but for drunking by evil sexy friend. I cry the many of tears for sadnesses and triumphing. If you don’t sameness, you must be missing heart that is beatings in your chest cavity!”

We thought briefly of switching to blo*k*uster, but then we couldn’t enjoy our favorite reviews. Today, the Netflix reviewer weighs in on Love Actually.

“But that this movie little bit of porngraphic I still enjoy much. Different stories of the finding love for the many people, youthly and elder, is much to my heart a warming sensation. Many the protagosists to shine and triumphment in rejoicing in discover their lovers. And I also too rejoicing in their discoveries! My predict is you also will rejoicing!”

Today, our favorite Netflix reviewer weighs in on child rearing, beauty being skin deep, and magic. Yes, it’s Nanny McPhee.

This movie make no senses to me! I am understanding that man who is father needing of help to taking care of his badly actings children. But I don’t to feel any wonderful of “magic” of nanny Mcphee. There was not none explaning or logical of why children would behaving for her. Also, it was not explained to me why she loses facial and bodily uglinesses, or why that’s was important thing. And, when she nanny Mcphee does loses uglinesses, I don’t finds her to be much pretty anyway. I think this movie was very stupid and not wonderfulness!!!

Today, our favorite Netflix reviewer encounters his first “California D***head” in Grizzly Man, the documentary about a guy who befriends grizzlies only to eventually be attacked and eaten.

” I have much the shame, but I have to say for that I was much the happy to know this man was tremendously eaten ferociously by the grizzly bear. I have cousin who live in Los Angeles and he say to me that many of peoples living there are “California D***heads!” I am not so sure what exactly of meaning this, but I maybe think it is not so good thing. I think this grizzly man is a California D***head. I do have much the pity for his girlfriend who is also tremendously eaten by ferocious grizzly bear. I think she was innocent and not a California D***head.“

It’s time for a weigh-in from our favorite Netflix movie reviewer. This edition reviews a sci-fi flick called Solaris. He’s really outdone himself this time. I wish all movie reviews were this interesting.

I watch this movie with much the intriguing. The spacemans are fighting with evil alien monstors for who can to control the space ship before it crashes into planet of fire lava. I was tenseness with fear of who may be victorious in the ending. Dr. Clonney is hero in the remembering of type much like Raiders of Lost Ark to save his robot woman. Will he able to save her from the lava planet? Or will he fall with smash into burning? That is the intriguing you will have to survive from the wathing for your own!!!

(Just you WAIT until I post his thoughts on Grizzly Man!).

It’s time to check in with our favorite Netflix movie reviewer. Here’s his comment on the movie National Treasure, which he gave three stars:

At first, when I am sit down and to prepare for the watching of this movie, I can’t expectations to imagine the stressfull I am early to experience by the ten minutes at beginning. And from there, it was like day spending in one of big American amusement parks. I experience ride of suspensful and colorful sceneries. Not to mentions the beautiful actress who plays female protagonist — wow my heart is so full of jumping!!! Great movie for to watch again and again!

His thoughts on Smokey and the Bandit Part 3, which he gave 4 stars:

Him the Smokey Bandit has the fast car to escape with courage from corrupt police captain. I much for enjoyed the many excitement of action and expert driving as a pair of business men conduct negotiations with Smokey Bandit in restraunt business selling. But don’t too much comfortable in your recline– Smokey Bandit may to drive out from your television with surprise and gusto!

The graphic is a little messy. The movie is 40 Year Old Virgin, and the movie status is Very Long Wait.

First, a comment on the title of some email spam I got yesterday, telling me I could generate “more sperm than there is water in the ocean.” I have never generated a sperm in my life; to go from zero to an ocean’s worth? Remarkable! But what I noticed about this sweet little hyperbole was the noun problem. Sperm is countable; water is not countable, making the comparison moot. Actually, now I’m confusing myself. Because you can’t put an “s” on the end of “sperm” (believe me, I tried!) indicating that it is non-count. And yet you could certainly count them if you had a big enough magnifying glass. What’s wrong with this language! I feel sad that English is taking over the world. I can’t imagine having to learn it from scratch.

Speaking of which, time for a weigh-in from my favorite Netflix reviewer. He is going to tell us about Million Dollar Baby, gender roles, and eating your own food. He gave the movie two stars.

This movie of the boxing woman makes me to feel for the confusion. Is not the boxing for the man? Why would the pretty woman desire to punches and haver her attractiveness to put in danger with nose breaking? Also, it make me to wonder regarding her eating of food remaining on plate of diners who consume food in her restaurant. If she is the business owner, why cannot she feed herself with fresh food? This was too much confusing for me. And I don’t like to see the womans hitting to one another.

I agree with him on the last point. I don’t like to watch anybody hit each other, except Mohammed Ali, because he makes it look like it’s not even hitting.

I have a new favorite customer reviewer on Netflix. He’s (and I’m sure it’s a he) been helping me see old favorites in a new light.

For example, I thought Blade Runner was a story in which a man goes on a lonely quest across a futuristic landscape of dark urban decay. He has been assigned to hunt down and destroy a group of rebel androids. In the process, he finds himself questioning right and wrong, authority, what it means to be human, and ultimately his own humanity.

Turns out I was overthinking it. Here’s what my favorite reviewer has to say:

When I am first to watch this movie, I am not understanding what problem is for protagonist. Yet, I wait for not so long and I see immediately what that big is problem indeed! He is fall in the love with pretty robot woman and she is as beauty much for any man for his eyes to stand for. I watch this movie and hopeful for policeman to save and marry his robot woman. And, Man, it is for much excitement! Will he to achieve the success? You will have to discover for that your own watching!

It’s just a simple cross-species love story! Glad I got that straightened out.